ahkna: ([L&O] serena lenny ed)
You all know I'm still alive because I post pictures but I've been rather MIA thoughts-wise. I keep starting posts before realizing I only had one thing to say (like how I am convinced Jodie Foster is Kristen Stewart's lesbian guru or about how Cara from Legend of the Seeker makes the best faces in existence).

[livejournal.com profile] meryl_edan tries to convince me to post them but I feel my humour about massaging Mary McDonnell's *ahem* ego is better in a one-on-one environment. Which translates to: I don't want the rest of you to know how crazy/dirty I actually am. ;)

I was watching Season 14 of Law & Order Original Flavour tonight and, again, wanted fic with Serena Southerlyn and Jessica Sheets having hot sex. Clearly I will have to write it since none seems to exist though. :( I make this post every time I watch the show. Serena Southerlyn/everyone fic is needed, pretty much.

Oh, and [livejournal.com profile] meryl_edan ships CJ Cregg/Kate Harper (and possibly Allison Janney/other girls) so now I feel much less alone. I knew forcing her to watch The West Wing was a stroke of genius.
ahkna: ([tm] the world is full of idiots)
zucchini! {19/365}
Now I really want a Dalek action figure so I can put it with the Jawas. All you need to do is throw Data in there and it would be all my nerdy sci-fi favourites together.

I'm having a seriously boring/restless day. It's been raining all day and even if it weren't it's shitty weather in the GTA so I can't even go out and take pictures. I've really been aching to hike over to a conservation area near where I live and take some pictures of the stream but the effect is somewhat muted by barren snowless landscape. :(

Also, some random kid didn't understand the Christian oppression pie chart and keeps trying to tell me that I'm both stupid and a troll by pointing out that Christianity covers many denominations. I'm getting tired now and it's not funny anymore so I've popped in The West Wing and am considering making myself a decaf tea. ...and, um, maybe taking pictures of it
ahkna: ([ga] meredith band-aid)
Jeez, way to fail AGAIN, America.

I know I have a lot of Americans on my flist but this has to be even more discouraging to you. Why are civil rights even coming to a vote?

My mind boggles. :(
ahkna: ([sga] teyla ronon fight)
ETA: more stuff from the episode

DUDE. Just when I was about to give up FlashForward, spoilers for tonight's ep )


Oct. 20th, 2009 10:50 pm
ahkna: ([min] dannii)
Every year I say I'm going to do NaNoWriMo and often times don't even start writing or even think about it. It has negative power; the power to make me not think about writing.

This year I'm going to try to do it and finish it.

I promised [livejournal.com profile] heartsways I would write her a trashy novel in the vein of Jilly Cooper's Rutshire Chronicles. Naturally this will also be set in England but less on society and more on an X Factor-esque tv show. I have to avoid local dialects though without serious help. British people have so many accents and phrases that I get confused. I can tell a Geordie from a Scouser now though!

To write "Canadian" all you have to do is make sure you use "grade three" into of "third grade", throw words like "double-double" and "tuque" all over the place and make sure everyone is really polite. Stereotypes to be sure but on Sunday I ate a poutine at Harvey's while wearing a wool & polar fleece hat made to look like a bear. It doesn't get more stereotypical than that.

Obligatory filter poll:
[Poll #1474038]

Also, I have my icons back. So I'm up to 124 icons. (See my pretty new Dannii icon?) I have a few empty spaces so if people come across any nice The Good Wife, Castle or FlashForward icons you think I might like, link me up.
ahkna: ([nh] pizza & a handjob)
You know why I love ONTD? Not only does everyone have a bitchy, snarky comment about everything (I love it) but there is something for everyone.

There are Girls Aloud posts, random posts where you get to make fun of Twilight and comic book posts.

In one of these comic book posts (about how Rob Liefeld is distraught that one of his rather lame characters made out with another dude) someone linked 40 Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings. So I've spent the last 45 minutes laughing my ass off.

I need to go to the comic book store.

Fic It Good

Jul. 3rd, 2009 01:47 am
ahkna: ([bsg] cain does not approve)
I wrotes some fic.

Supposedly for the [livejournal.com profile] bsg_pornbattle but I seem to be suffering from a hardcore inability to more than vaguely suggest at it. In the second one, the characters don't even touch.

Static (Jean Barolay/Erin Mathias), PG-13
Jean Barolay is tough. So is Erin Mathias.

Taking a Little Back (Gina/Kendra), R
Kendra visits Gina in her cell on Pegasus

I'm going to be writing some more stuff, hopefully a little more graphic (just slightly), over at the [livejournal.com profile] femslash_today porn battle as soon as it launches. So many fandoms I want to write, including Dollhouse, Fringe, DS9 and Law & Order: SVU.
ahkna: ([sga] teyla ronon fight)
So Clementine Ford is actually a lez in real life, not just The L Word? To quote Paris Hilton, that's hot.

That actually makes me hate The L Word a little less. Okay, not really but I find her really hot.

ahkna: ([ds9] true love)
High School Musical 3: Senior Year is the BEST MOVIE EVER

I have not had so much fun in a long time. And I'm having a lot of fun every day. [livejournal.com profile] heartsways and I were screaming and pissing ourselves laughing at the absolute camp. Oh, and the true and pure love of the main pairing of the movie: Sharpay and Ryan. We strongly suspect that Ryan might like the peens. Hee. It was really just a ridiculously fun movie.

On to our sixth hour of Star Trek: DS9.
ahkna: ([can] canadian thank you)
I stole this from [livejournal.com profile] aivilo_18's journal but every Canadian needs to watch this.

If both of us weren't such huge homos I would be offering to have his children. Because YES. This is exactly how I feel about the Liberal-NDP-Bloc coalition and exactly how I feel about Stephen Harper. YES.

ahkna: ([btvs] tara back)
I've made a discovery. John Waters is one of The Gentleman. I'm a little freaked out.

ahkna: ([ga] callie is hot)
You know, I expected not to like tonight's episode because of Brooke but the entire thing was absolutely terrible.

Only Erica and George actually seemed in character and no story seemed to work. No one had any respect for humanity and they had to be "taught a lesson" that we've heard about 97 time previously on the show. This just isn't the show I fell in love with in 2005.

I'm just terribly disappointed. At least I won't have to download 30 Rock now.

Feel free to discuss in the comments.
ahkna: ([ga] hahn knows she's fucking awesome)
Grey's both thrilled me and pissed me off insanely tonight. Figure out at which parts.

Let's discuss in the comments.
ahkna: ([sfu] fishers)
Dude, what is WITH today? Why are all the celebrities officially coming out of the closet?

First, Lindsay Lohan making official that her and Sam Ronson are dating.

And then the Gaiken officially comes out to People.

See the things I miss being at work? I could have laughed my ass off in ONTD posts all day long. They had a field day with this non-news.
ahkna: ([30rock] tina)

Just when I think my love for Tina Fey and Amy Poehler had reached it's pinnacle, they do this. I laughed the entire way through it. I love them and their crazy love for each other.

I need to go download Babymama now. (Sorry, Tina. I have to spend my money on paying my bills)
ahkna: ([ga] mer/george/izzie)
Hee! All the Grey's Season 4 extras make me very happy. Brooke is literally the cutest thing in the world, just so funny and adorable. I loved that completely random throwing thing she did with Eric for some reason.

And the little extended cuts in "The Becoming" and the deleted scenes totally make the Callie/Erica stuff seem way less abrupt. I liked in "The Becoming" during their little awkward laugh thing at the bar that Erica actually snuck another look at Callie when she was looking away.

Also, that little Alex/Izzie deleted scene was so freakin' cute. Why does Alex have to try so hard to make me like Izzie? I'm doing totally fine thinking she's a total tool and then Alex goes and does something all sweet and I hate her less. Same with Addison, though it makes it easier for me since Addie's in LA now (woe).

Oh Grey's. You are such a delightful guilty pleasure that makes me so happy. Too bad so many of your fans (no one my flist, don't worry) are jerks.
ahkna: ([bsg] kara sad)
{+] OMGOMGOMG Someone did a Katee Sackhoff/Tricia Helfer picspam. It's got the gay a little toned down though. I mean, for goodness sakes this picture is missing.

But still! Also on an extremely related note, to my beloved Pinks, I'm still working on that story I promised you. And maybe a few extras. ;)

[+] And this secret from today's [livejournal.com profile] fandomsecrets post is pure awesome:

[+] The Grey's Anatomy fandom has exploded in vitriol. A little bitching is fine but holy jeez, people are just taking it to an insane level. Guys, [livejournal.com profile] ohnotheydidnt thinks you're being mean bitches and that is saying something.
ahkna: ([tww] annabeth)
Oh, Camp is my favouritist little campy gay movie about musicals ever. I kind of want to do a Michael/Vlad picspam for [livejournal.com profile] picspammy's Couples challenge but I can't seem to find any screencaps. I may have to take them myself.

I was so excited when I heard Robin De Jesus was going to be in In the Heights because of this movie. Hee. Favourite part? When everyone goes crazy when Sondheim shows up.

It's sad that I have 114 icons and the closest thing I have to a Broadway icon is this The West Wing Cheno icon.
ahkna: ([ga] callie and erica leaving)
Guys, if Callie Torres ends up pregnant with Mark Sloan's baby just as she's entering into a relationship with Erica just so Shonda can keep up their three way drama, I will light things on fire. And those things will be the hairs on Shonda and Betsy's head.

You guys all know that I lovelovelove Mark/Callie/Erica interactions or any combination of such but I don't think I can handle Callie pregnant while in a same-sex relationship. I just can't. I hate baby storylines to start out with and I feel like Grey's Anatomy is already chock full of baby drama with Bailey and Tuck. Throw in the fact that every time adult women date on a show there is baby drama makes for an angry me.

The more I think about this, the more I think that it's exactly the route Shonda is going to go. Because she'll think it's fresh and exciting.

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