ahkna: ([sn] casey & dan's underwear)
Before I head off for the weekend, I shall leave you with a delightful little tidbit that always makes me laugh. Sometimes I hear it in my head and laugh aloud, causing people to think I'm insane but that is neither here nor there.

Dan: "The Sophomore sensation accredits her agility and quick first step to her father who used to take her to a neighborhood park all covered in cheese."
...
Casey: "Dana, we got all kinds of sentence construction here. I think he's gonna have to explain that it's the park that's covered with cheese and not the father.
ahkna: ([gg] omgwtfbbq!?)
1. So, Darren Hayes got married to his boyfriend, whom I bet is not NEARLY as pretty as he is. Now I really want to go home as listen to Savage Garden albums whilst doing my homework on my bed. IT WILL BE JUST LIKE HIGH SCHOOL. Only not quite as angsty.

Also, the lyrics to "Truly, Madly, Deeply" blow monkey balls with heartfelt yet cheesy...everything, yet still I melt every time I hear it.

2. Coca-Cola sucks. I have a deep love for Vanilla Coke in that it is my favourite drink of all time. I know many others who loved it as well. So, clearly the thing to do is discontinue it and bring out CHERRY Vanilla Coke and DIET Cherry Vanilla Coke. Except no one seems to drink it.

And no, I refuse to get over it. Vanilla Coke will remain my favourite drink forever.

3. I really wish the maintenance guy in my building didn't look like my creepy ex-boyfriend, complete with kicked-puppy!look and quiet stoner demeanor because it weirds me the fuck out. Think Oz from Buffy but infinitely creepier and less attractive.
ahkna: ([bsg] fuck off)
Okay, where do I go to complain about that fucking navigation bar?

I took it off my journal, as it is the most useless thing that ever happened, but do I REALLY need to see it at the top of every community and personal journal that I visit? Really? REALLY?
ahkna: ([sb] strong bad talking)
Does it ever occur to anyone else that we are taking this actor seriously now?



Bubbleboy.

Sidenote: Why do I have a ridiculous love for sappy movies about the strong friendships between teenage girls who have boy/daddy/death issues? Now and Then, Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants, The Babysitters Club. Also, in retrospect, that book where they argued over whether there should be an apostrophe in 'babysitters'/where would it go makes the grammar part of my heart swell with joy.
ahkna: ([vmars] veronica & logan)
You know what's fucked up? When you go to the Almost Totally Random Pairing Generator and it gives you Spike/Casey McCall when you just spent your lunch break watching Sports Night on your laptop. Which would be hot, I have to admit. But still messed up.

Also messed up? That Emmanuel Sandhu RPS fic I just passed. It is well known amongst my friends that I hate Emmanuel Sandhu more than any other athlete. And this list includes Todd Bertuzzi, so you know it's a lot. In other fic news, Izzie/Addison heals all wounds.

Oh, I made this Amber Tamblyn wallpaper manip that I actually like. The original part of it turned out really nice, but for some reason I kept adding texture to it because it just seemed like it fit. The colour, however, turned out much darker on my work monitor than on my laptop. What do you guys think?

ahkna: ([bsg] fuck off)
Dear [insert name here],

You are roughly eight thousand years old and while I applaud your virility (or some other manly term) as you jog down Yonge St, please remember to put on your shirt next time. Despite being otherwise oriented I greatly appreciate the toned, muscled male body. Your body, however, is wrinkly and saggy. Oh, and you could probably wear a bra easily.

Please, for the love of God, put on a fucking shirt so I can avoid any further ocular torture.

No Love,
Ahkna
ahkna: ([gg] omgwtfbbq!?)
Weird happenings on my lunch break:

So, I'm in the Yonge-Eglinton Indigo buying the latest Stargate magazine (because I'm a dork) and the latest Entertainment Weekly (because hot people are my obsession). Anyway, the really old, hunched over old lady in front of me, who was humming Handel's Water Music goes up to the cash to pick up some books she's ordered. Jilly Cooper books which are chock full of sex and other fun debauchery. The cashier who's serving me says under her breath "I can't believe she reads those!" I tried not to crack up.

Then crossing the street to get back to my office, I pass a van covered entirely by pennies. Top, sides, everything: pennies. And inside the van are about a thousand toys. There are tiny toys and action figures all over the dashboard, the ceiling, the doors. Um, yes, little old man driving it, you are weird.
ahkna: ([sg1] the boys)
I want SG1 fic where Daniel is the last person to join the OT3-ness once he comes to terms with his curse where everyone he loves ends up a goa-ould host, because Sam and Jack have already fulfilled that requirement.
ahkna: ([x3] the good guys)
I don't get it. Talk about Superman being gay is really dumb. Unless Lois Lane is actually Louis Lane, and I'm pretty sure that's not the case, Superman is pretty damn straight.

Although the best part is when Bryan Singer says that Superman is "probably the most heterosexual character in any movie I've ever made". Thus all our certainty talk of how gay X-Men is has now been confirmed. Wolverine loved Jean but totally would have boned Cyclops too. Magneto and Xavier, plus their younger counterparts, Iceman and Pyro explain themselves.

Also, I'm up to "Heroes, Pt 1" in Season 7 and my stomach hurts just thinking about it. I don't want to see Janet die. Also, I need to get back to making SG1 wallpapers. I just need some inspiration.

These sleeves never used to be so short. Either I'm developing monkey arms or my shirt shrunk.
ahkna: ([vmars] logan in sunglasses)
You know how I have that hetero!crush (odd in and of itself) on Jason Dohring from Veronica Mars? Well, I do. And it's not just because he gets to make out with Cordelia or Kristen Bell.

Anyway, how did I miss that he is a Scientologist? Or that his father is the creator OF NEOPETS? Seriously. Oh Logan.
ahkna: (MISC Cate)
Go to Wikipedia and type in your birthdate (no year). Then choose 3 facts, 2 births, and 1 death and post them in your LJ.

Facts:
1775 - Last execution for witchcraft in Germany
1951 - Korean War: President Harry S. Truman relieves General Douglas MacArthur of overall command in Korea.
1970 - Apollo 13 is launched.

Births:
146 - Septimius Severus, Roman Emperor (d. 211)
1932 - Joel Grey, American singer, actor, and dancer (The Emcee/The Wizard was born on my birthday!)

Deaths:
1034 - Romanus III, Byzantine emperor (b. 1028)
ahkna: (MISC Katharine Scream)
WTF? Seriously: What. The. Fuck.

Not only is the former deputy president of South Africa being tried for rape but he says he showered after (what he says was consensual and unprotected) sex in order to minimize the risk of getting AIDS. What the fuck? He also headed the National Aids Council and the Moral Regeneration Campaign. Yes, because raping an HIV positive woman without a condom and then showering afterwards is both moral AND safe.

So. Scary.
ahkna: (SN Shock Therapy!)
Um...yes. GIP!

Look! It's Sports Night! It's Natalie throwing water on Dan! Yay!
ahkna: (RENT Seasons of Love)
I am so confused by the Parker Posey-Jimmy Fallon Pepsi commercial there are little to no words.
ahkna: (TWW Louise)
I've been catching up on the last three episodes of The West Wing. Yes, honestly I was ready to give up on it. I've watched this show since the very first episode, off and on. I became obsessed with it a couple of years ago (DVDs are so helpful that way) but the campaign episodes were so entirely bad that I'd given up. But I decided to watch right up to the end as a memorial to the show, and to the amazing John Spencer. I couldn't just not watch his last episodes because the writing was horrendous.

And so. I'm watching.

And instead of being in love with the entire episode I'm reduced to amusement at little things like Lou's extremely hot tattoos and the fact that as the Republicans talk about how anti-gay marriage they are, Laura Innes' name flashes across the screen as director. Does no one else find it funny that they're making homophobic Republicans sound bad right as the name of a woman who plays a hugely prominent lesbian character on NBC's most popular show pops up? Delightfully ironic, I say.
ahkna: (BSG In Control)
Natalie Portman Goes Gangsta Rap

My life is now complete. And by complete I mean that Natalie is smokin' hot with short hair (or, you know, all the time).
ahkna: (SG1 Jack Daniel Too Cool)
I have found the true religion: The Church of Areaology.

Go, worship.
ahkna: (FF Zoe)
If this isn't the best thing you've ever seen, there may be something wrong with you.

Alien in 30 seconds with bunnies
ahkna: (CHENZEL Pink Beret)
I am so over lime tootsie rolls and now obsessed with cherry tootsie rolls. This turnover may be the result of me having eaten all the lime tootsie rolls from the bag last week and having only having the regular ol' kind and cherry left. But really, it just re-enforces the notions that buying 1.7kg of tootsie product WAS THE BEST IDEA EVER OMG.

Yes.

Also, I've been listening to the same 18 songs on loop for the past 8 hours, breaking only to watch Gilmore Girls at 10.
ahkna: (VMARS Logan Puppyface)
I wanted to make a post about how in love with my hand lotion I am but then I realized that in a fit of label-peeling insanity, I peeled off the label and can no longer even hazard a guess as to which scent it was. Either mango or grapefruit. Maybe. It had flecks of sanitizer in it.

Ooh, I realized I have matching soap so the lotion is mango mandarin from Bath & Body Works and it is utter majesty. We apparently don't have this store in Canada.

And this is the end of a totally useless post because I want to show off the shiny new icon. OMG Logan making Puppyface! So cute!

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